GirL: i wnt 2 grow oLd n a prOvince, stay n a big hauz w/ a beautifuL garden fiLLed with fLowers. How bout u, wr do u wnt 2 grow oLd?
Guy: bsyd u..=)
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gf n bf met an accident..bf survived, gf died..gf beg 4 a 2nd Lyf coz she Luv her bf vry much..rquest granted..Livin n anoder body, gf met her bf again..dey wer dating den her bf said.."Know wat..ur actions seems familiar..ur Lyk 1 of my gurLz i usd 2 pLay w/..but duh..she's now dead coz of my pLan.."
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Der was a TREE hu witnesd true Luv thru a prmis dat had carved on it.. After 10 yrs, d girL wnt back 2 c if it's stiL der & was surprised coz d boy was aLso der.. So dey taLk & shared deir xperiences.. Aftr few mins, an old Lady passing by askd her.."hu's dat?".."d 1 i luv" she replyd. "u're joking. u're talking 2 urself.. Dnt u knw dt der's a lost soul hir? A guy was kiLLed hir 4 saving dat tree against loggers!" She lukd at d guy den d guy said.."I'm hir 2 fulfil our promiz.."
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A hart-breaking story..d exGF confronts d exBF.
exGF: "how dare u play our song in ur wedding ceremony?..how dare u pick my favorite color as ur motif?..how dare u chus our aniv date as ur wedding date?..how dare u luk at me b4 u kis ur wyf??!"
d exBF breaks down & cry..
exBF: "bcoz datz d last & only way i cud pretend dat u're my wife"...=(
exGF: "how dare u play our song in ur wedding ceremony?..how dare u pick my favorite color as ur motif?..how dare u chus our aniv date as ur wedding date?..how dare u luk at me b4 u kis ur wyf??!"
d exBF breaks down & cry..
exBF: "bcoz datz d last & only way i cud pretend dat u're my wife"...=(
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One day, a girL askd her boyfrnd 2 buy a ring 4 her bday. unfortunately, d boy gv her a love story buk nstd of a ring! Dn d grl throw dat buk away! Soon, she raisd hr own family & yrs hv pasd, hr l8 fiance died n a plnecrash. she went 2 d funeral & surprcngly fnd d buk she refusd 2 rcv wn he gve 8. as she went on d pgs of d buk, she noticd dat 8 was deir luvs2ry,. at d end of 8 sez "p.s. after u rid dis buk, go 2 d tree wev olwez stay, il w8 4 u 2 wear dis ring i hv.iluvu."
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A SAD & MEAN STORY:
1s dr wr lovrz, n d pas few days dy always quareld cz of m'understanding. 1 day, d guy nvtd hr gf 2 hz hauz.. Nsyd d rum, d guy sd: "f u rli luv me, gve me wt i wnt." D grl kiz hr bf imed8ly & surndrd hr virgnty 2 hr bf..After dt, d bf sd, "im nt yt finishd talking a wyl ago, wt i wnt s a break up cz of our m'undrztndngs! Anyway thnx 4 mkng me hapi, i enjoyd & lovd 8..Bt im sory cz i hve 2 sy Gudbye!=(
1s dr wr lovrz, n d pas few days dy always quareld cz of m'understanding. 1 day, d guy nvtd hr gf 2 hz hauz.. Nsyd d rum, d guy sd: "f u rli luv me, gve me wt i wnt." D grl kiz hr bf imed8ly & surndrd hr virgnty 2 hr bf..After dt, d bf sd, "im nt yt finishd talking a wyl ago, wt i wnt s a break up cz of our m'undrztndngs! Anyway thnx 4 mkng me hapi, i enjoyd & lovd 8..Bt im sory cz i hve 2 sy Gudbye!=(
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A sweet quote frm an 8 yr old boy:
Love
is when i can't pay attention in class bcoz i am too busy writing her first name..
..w/ my last..=)
Love
is when i can't pay attention in class bcoz i am too busy writing her first name..
..w/ my last..=)
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