CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct)

i got this from friendster bulletin board posted by grace. wala lang.haha. n'amaze lang ako.totoo nga to. try nio rin baka sa inyo hindi umipek..:]]

START! -

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DO NOT CHEAT

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OR IT WON'T WORK AND

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YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.

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TAKE 3 MINUTES

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TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT

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THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.

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DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.

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IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY

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1st. Get PEN and PAPER

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2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE

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THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY

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KNOW

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3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST

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INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for

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good results.

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4th SCROLL DOWN

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ONE LINE AT THE TIME

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DON`T READ AHEAD

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otherwise

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YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.

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1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE

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NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on

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the LEFT.

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2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2,

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WRITE DOWN ANY

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2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

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DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?

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3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7,

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WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS

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OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. SAME SEX IF GAY

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CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL

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NOT TURN OUT RIGHT

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4. WRITE ANYONES NAME

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(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)

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next to 4, 5, & 6.

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DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT

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YOU DID

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5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8,

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9, 10, & 11

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6. Finally,

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MAKE A WISH

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ARE YOU READY?

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HERE IS THE

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KEY TO THE GAME

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1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU

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is found in

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SPACE 2

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2. THE PERSON IN SPACE

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3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE

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3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your

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relationship CANNOT WORK is in

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SPACE 7

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.

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4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you

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put in

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SPACE 4

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5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS

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THE ONE WHO

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KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.

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6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR

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LUCKY STAR

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7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT

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MATCHES WITH THE

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PERSON IN NUMBER 3

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8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE

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PERSON IN 7

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9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT

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TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT

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YOUR MIND

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10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU

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FEEL ABOUT LIFE

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11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR

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LUCKY NUMBER

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repost this

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WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.

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IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.

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* REPOST WITH

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CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct)

101 ways to annoy Edward Anthony Masen Cullen

credits to Isabella

1. Prance around the house singing Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the top of your lungs every morning.
2. Especially loud when Bella is around to hear it.
3. Running it by Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
4. Hire a stripper to pop out of the wedding cake XD
5. Buy a sex-ed book and shove it in his locker, making sure that whenever he decides to open it that it falls out, in clear view of the school.

6. Make sure and tell Aro that Edward wants to elope with him.
7. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob

8.Program his locker to—whenever he opens it to sing (LOUDLY) YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS, SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! HERE WE GO NOW! YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! GET HORNY NOW! And repeat. Over and over and over.
9. Tell him it was Jacob's idea.

10. Show him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he's thinks that he looks like a pedophile or if it's just you.

11. Ask him where babies come from. Tell him he's stupid when he won't answer your question.
12. For his birthday give him a $100 McDonalds gift card, and get offended when he tells you he doesn't eat food.
13. Post his phone number and address on e-harmony.
14. Tell him Bella wants to elope with Paul.
15. Ask him why he likes watching Bella sleep. Call him a pervert.

16. Steal his Vanquish and program his radio to only plays Lollipop –unedited of course. (D: THE HORROR, Link to video: Link OMGZERS UNEDITED This would be better to show Eddie!) Make sure he can't turn it off or get it replaced.
17. Replace his ring tone with 'Outta my head' by Ashlee Simpson. Make sure he can't change it.
18. Color on all his Bella pictures with Permanent marker.
19. Refuse to replace them.
20. Ask him to be a gangsta with you for Halloween.

21. Get offended when he refuses.
22. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.

23. Constantly whisper in his ear "Chinese Fireball….ooooooooh!" (HP REFERENCE)
24. Ask him how his bath with Harry was (HP REFERENCE.).
25. Constantly remind him that he almost lost Bella to a dog.

26. Key his car. 'Jacob and Edward = LURVE'
27. Get him on that show 'intervention'. Make sure everyone knows he addicted to heroin.
28. Tell him you have Bella as a witness if he denies it.
29. Picture yourself naked and covered in blood. Ask him if he wants you.
30. Call him a liar when he says no.

31. Throw boysenberry flavored muffins at him every time he tries to speak.
32. Tell him Bella is pregnant and eloping with Mike Newton.
33. Tell him you were kidding once he murders Mike.
34. Ask him if Charlie is secretly a unicorn.
35. Make him watch the twilight movie.

36. Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues.
37. Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.
38. Train the dog to follow him everywhere. P.S. Make sure he doesn't eat it.
39. Ask him why he's not as hot as Robert Pattinson.
40. Ask him if he's a virgin.

41. When he says yes, take a picture of him and tape it to the 40 year old virgin movie poster. then add the number 1 before 40 :)))))
42. Make him watch Hairspray with you. Ask him why he's not as hot as Zac Efron.
43. When he says that he is, ask him why he wasn't the star of the singing high school people.
44. Tape porn to his walls.
45. Make sure Bella sees it.

46. Nail his CD'S to the ceiling along with his Stereo.
47. Refuse to take them down.
48. Tell him Jacob thinks he's a sex god.
49. Tell him Jane thinks he's better than a sex god.
50. Start singing 'Paper cut' around him. Constantly.

51. Tell him that Paul imprinted on him.
52. Glue pictures of Jacob all over his walls.
53. Write "I [heart] Leah Clearwater" all over his face in permanent marker. Don't let him wash it off.
54. Follow him around concentrating really hard on extremely dirty things.
55. Take his pulse and call 911 when you 'discover' he doesn't have any.

56. When you 'discover' he's a vampire, throw holy water on him and shout,"The power of Christ compels you!"
57. Summon an arsenal of Gay men to hit on him constantly.
58. Make a lifelike Bella dummy (with Bella audio) and throw it into a fire.
59. Give him a divorce attorney card and say, "Just in case."
60. Bake him a birthday cake with 107 candles and make frequent jokes about him being "over the hill"

61. Whenever he gets mad at you for annoying him so much, turn to the nearest person and go,"Don't worry, its just his time of the month."
62. Volunteer him for a blood drive.

63. ((even tho this won't work for Jasper and Emmet)) Tell him you know his secret and that you are one too, then he'll ask what secret, tell him he is a virgin.
64. Ask him what Hogwarts was like and why he didn't just suck Vod's bottom.
65. Force him to watch the 40-Year-Old Virgin with you. Send him accusational glares at random throughout the film.

66. Paint his piano neon pink. Refuse to buy a new one.
67. Concoct the perfect fantasy of you and Jacob is a tent with candles, very romantic setting. Go near Edward and play out the whole thing but when it gets R rated picture yourself as Bella.
68. Lock his phone after you set Me So Horny by Two Live Crew as the ring tone and then call him over and over and over again in public. (for those of you that don't know the song, there's awful loud moaning sounds while they chant me so horny over and over again.)
69. tell him that if he wants to compete with a dog, he has to wear a dog collar.
70. Get a shock collar with sequins on it and have Emmett put it on Edward. Give Jacob the remote.

71. Tell him Alice saw that if he wanted to blend in with humans, he had to wear matching pink liquid eyeliner and nail polish.
72. Paint his Vanquish Pepto Bismol pink.
73. Every time he walks near you jump in front of the nearest car and scream "Save me Edward!"
74. Follow him around concentrating really hard on songs from shows such as Barney and The Wiggles
75. Challenge him to a breath holding contest and accuse him of cheating.

76.Tell Aro that Edward would like to set up a ball room dancing class with him and the rest of the volturi.
78. Dye his hair blue and give him round black sunglasses and threaten to hide Bella if he doesn't wear them to school|
79. Blindfold him and take him to a tanning salon.
80. Jump out of corners and proceed to beating him with large planks of wood every ten minutes

81.Sit in his room and stare at him for hours.
82.When he demands why you're staring at him tell him that you're not leaving until he falls asleep.
83.When he tells you he can't sleep, threaten that Santa won't come if he stays awake.
84. Spray cheese into his mouth and force him to swallow it, all the while yelling, "WHAT'S WRONG EDWARD, DON'T YOU LIKE THE CHEEEEEEEESE?!

85. Make him a shirt that says "I Like Humans - I Don't Eat Them". Force him to wear it.
86. Make him drive you to La Push so you can jump back and forth on the boundary line screaming "Vampire Land!" "Werewolf Land!" "Vampire Land!" etc
87. Make him watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Mouth the word "Cedward!" in his general direction.
88. Paint his Volvo pink and write “I love Jacob” all over it
89. Sing "It’s a Small World" over and over in your head and follow him around
90. Give his number to Jessica and tell her, he’s interested

91.Ask him about Bella’s eighteenth birthday party
92. Just think of the color black when he's around so he thinks he can't read your mind either.
93. Take every picture of him and draw fangs on them
94. Watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and cry hysterically screaming "No Edward!" when Cedric dies.
95. Refer to him as "Eddie".

96. Prank call him saying you have kidnapped Bella and will only accept his volvo as ransom.
97. Ask him where he buys his contact lenses. Daily. For about, ooh, a year.
98. Eye him suspiciously every time he walks past, gripping a crucifix and throwing strings of garlic around your neck.
99. Sing 'I know a song that'll get on your nerves' in your head continually, over and over again, he'll go insane in less then three hours guaranteed
100. Show him this topic in this forum - also fanfic, the 'What if Edward was gay?' topic, and all the Twilight Movie Cast threads where people bash Rob.

101. Come to school wearing dark robes, red/black contacts, and white makeup. Go up to Edward. Claim to be from the Volturi, and ask him where Bella is.
102. Install a whoopee cushion on his black leather sofa and his piano chair too.
103. Get Carlisle to have "The Talk" with him.
104. Torch his meadow.
105. Offer to put mountain lions on the endangered species list.

106. Run around the school with flyers that say "Save the Mountain Lion!"
107. Set the banner on Bella's cellphone to I love Jacob.
108. Do the same thing to his.
109. Say, "Oh you and Bella looked so cute at the movies yesterday" and when he says that they never went to the movies say, "Oh, but I'm sure it was Bella, and she was all over that other guy."

110. Have sweaty werewolves make a dogpile on bella. Push the reaking Bella into Edward's arms.
111. Tell him Darth Vader is his father
112. Run around the school shouting, 'EDWARD CULLEN IS A VIRGIN'
113. Make Bella president of the La Push Cliff Diving Society
114. Give the President the job of towelling down all those half-naked, dripping wet La Push boys as they come out of the water... or give them the job of towelling HER down!
115. Randomly run up with a stake yelling "Die, fiend!"

116. Superglue Bella's window shut.
117. In front of Nessie, say aren't you glad you didn't kill the little brat.
118. Remind him that Jacob and Nessie are eventually going to...well you know.
119. Say, "wow, you lost your virginity at 107 and your daughter is going to lose hers at 7...to the guy who was in love with your wife
120: Go up to him and say "Humans are friends, not food." Continue to think this throughout biology class.
121: Purposely slice your finger open from a piece of paper then wave it in his face and squeal, "EDDY! KISS IT BE!"

An Insult to Filipinos.[[read this if u want]]

Filipinos... *make me puke* (Art Bell)

As we've all come to notice, in the past few decades, Filipinos have begun to infest the United States like some sort of disease. Their extensive involvement in the U.S. Armed Forces is proof of the trashy kind of qualities all Filipinos tend to exhibit on a regular basis. You can see this clearly by studying the attitudes and cultural Icons of most Filipino Americans.

Origins of Pinoys/Pinays:

Are they really Asian? Well we've come to accept the fact the Filipinos come from a part of the world known as South East Asia . But the term ' Asia ' is used in the wrong way. You may notice that contemporary Filipino Americans try very hard to associ ate themselves with groups that we know as Asian. I cannot count the number of times I have seen a ' Third World ' Filipino try to connect themselves to the Chinese or Japanese people. There is no connection and here's why. The Philippines is a Third World country. Nothing respectable has EVER been created by Filipino people during our entire human history. Young Filipino men in America have become obsessed with 'import racing'. They have an enormously perverted affection for Japanese cars. It's a common phenomenon. In their minds, these Filipinos somehow believe that they are Asian and that it somehow connects them to Japanese people and Japanese cars. They often take credit for the ingenuity of Japanese people and say how it's an 'Asian thing'. This term...'Asian thing' derived directly from African American slang 'blackthang' . 'It's a black thang.' 'It's an asian thang.' You can see the connection. It's even funnier that, in Japan , Filipinos are heavily discriminated against. The only filipinos that can live successfully in Japan are the filipino prostitutes. But that's the case for most Filipino people no matter where they live in the world. Now we've come down to this fact...and it is a fact.

Nothing in Filipino Culture can be seen as Asian. They have no architectural, artistic, or cultural influence which is in ANY way, asian. Thinking of the great countries in Asia such as Japan , Korea , and China there is no way you can possibly connect the Philippine Islands. This assault by filipino americans to connect themselves with the great peoples of North East Asia is foul and disgusting. Try visiting a young filipino's web site too. You'll see something called the 'Asian IRC Ring'. It has to do with the chatrooms. The most horrible thing about this is that these TRASHY people are trying to associate themselves with Asia again!! People in Asia don't act like, this at all. What we are seeing here is the natural Filipino in it's element with full access to technology and this is how they act! You will consistently see this behavior over and over again.

Another interesting thing is that these 'thirdworld' people also frequent RC chatrooms such as #chinese #japan and #asian. They must believe that they are some how related racially or culturally to North Asians. But it's completely WRONG! There might have been some distant contact With China and even less with Japan during World War II, but these people are actually more closely related to african americans and Mexican americans.

Do the parents of these young filipinos know what's going on? Would they accept this? I believe that they would and do. This is the natural 'Trash' element in filipinos manifesting itself. Nothing good has ever come from Philippines and I don't believe anything good ever will.

Recognizing your Roots (A Message to Filipinos)

To all filipino people:
Please recognize your ROOTS! You come from the Third World ! You country is a disgusting and filthy place. Most people there live in poverty! Your culture has MUCH MORE SPANISH influence than chinese, and absolutely no JAPANESE influence whatsoever. People in Japan and China , do not act like you. They do not constantly talk about sex and they have a MUCH HIGHER level of RESPECT for each other. There is NO WAY that you can connect yourself to Asia other than location. Your culture and technological advancement does not even come CLOSE to What Chinese, people have done in the past and what Japanese and Korean people are doing now! Everything you do is distinctly filipino. You cannot take credit for Japanese cars, video games, or Hentai! It's not an 'asian thing' it's, an 'American thing'. You have no concept of culture...no concept of asian ideas or asian philosophy! Can you demonstrate how you use Confucianism or Taoism in you everyday life?? You can't. And you will NEVER be able to. I understand that you are trying to create an identity for yourselves as young people... but it is NOT related to Asia .

Your Identity is Filipino. That's all you are. Just Filipino. Think about what that means....

Sincerely,
Art

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I find this funny, he is right in some ways where we, as Filipinos dont actually have an 'Identity'. I think this is due to the confusion of our mixed races from Hispanic, Chinese, American and Malay origins... I see it in malls, imagine young generations wearing ski caps and ski goggles in a tropical country, baggy low rise pants like that of African Americans living in th e Bronx of New York, not to mention endless whitening products being sold at department stores and drug stores. But his ignorance also blinds him from the other truth. That while we may glorify Anime shows and Japanese Internet gaming, he is not aware that a nameless Filipino may be responsible for some technical aspects of some Japanese software. He is not aware of our contribution to the the society in general .Technological advancements that may have aided post war navigations and landing on the moon. That the antibiotic Erythromycin was discovered by Dr. Abelardo Aguilar from Iloilo creating the brand 'Ilosone'. Thomas Edison may have discovered the electric light bulb and the fluorescent lighting was thought up by Nikola Tesla. But the fluorescent lamp we use today was invented by Agapito Flores (a Cebuano named Benigno Flores of Bantayan Island , according to the Philippine Daily inquirer), a Filipino scientist. Americans helped then-Philippine leader Ramon Magsaysay to develo p it for worldwide commerce.
That the personal physician of former U.S. Pres. Bill Clinton is Eleanor 'Connie' Concepcion Mariano, a Filipina doctor who was the youngest captain in the US Navy. A Filipino writer Jose Rizal could read and write at age 2, and grew up to speak more than 20 languages, including Latin, Greek, German, French and Chinese. Or that a Filipino genius was responsible for the near hiatus in the PENTAGON and White HOuse nearly infiltrating their closely guarded secrets with the 'ILOVEYOU' bug. Nuisance maybe, but still one heck of a 'beautiful mind'...not to be underestimated. The list goes on and on, but who cares right? Certainly not Mr. Art Bell...Boy, I'm not surprised. Perhaps Art Bell does not know that although we consider ourselves ASIAN because we are strategically located in the Southeast asian region of which our nearest neighbors are Malays, ASIA does not mean only Chinese and Japanese race of people. Then maybe it is his connotation that 'Asia' meant only our economically successful, paler brothers and he considers Malays such as Thais, Malaysians, Indonesians, and ourselves as a ' Third World ' race. Then it is 'his' ignonimity that would make a civilized person of whatever race puke. Imagine literally connecting Chinese, Koreans and Japanese to the Philippine Islands which is archipelagos away from the countries he has mentioned. I also wonder where he got the impression that we aspire to be Japanese(??? ) Hispanics maybe but not the Japanese. But even Hispanics today do not mind sharing their 'surnames' to their Asian brothers who they have colonized for 3 centuries.

Another sad reality that although most Filipinos working overseas are domestic helpers and prostitutes, who does he think educates the toddlers of Hong Kong, Singapore, Taiwan and Tokyo? Parents of these countries rarely have time spent with their children, leaving them to their Filipino nannies. And with regards to prostitution. Filipinos are not the only ones working as one. I HARDLY SEE FILIPINOS STARRING IN PORN MOVIES. THERE MIGHT BE A FEW FILIPINOS WE HAVEN'T SEEN , BUT MOST ARE FROM MR. ART BELL'S RACE.

He also mentioned that we have no concept of culture..no concept of asian ideas or asian philosophy. How can we demonstrate Confucianism or Taoism in a Christian nation? IS HE INFORMED THAT THE PHILIPPINES IS THE ONLY PREDOMINANTLY CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC NATION IN ASIA ?! YOU HAVE TO USE COMMON SENSE IN A LOT OF THINGS SOMETIMES...

We do not need to create an identity for ourselves. We are who we are. Our identity stems from the anonymity we live in this world. How we contribute silent ly towards the progress of the world and not just one country. Although the Filipino blood may be tainted with malice, corruption, poverty and prostitution, it is not a perfect race... But so are the others. Maybe Mr. Art Bell needs to think about this. WE MAY NOT BE PERFECT MR. BELL BUT AT LEAST WE STILL HAVE VALUES. FOR ONE THING WE DONT PUT OUR AGING PARENTS IN NURSING HOMES BECAUSE 'THEY'RE SIMPLY OLD AND WORTHLESS'. WE DONT HAVE AS MUCH NUMBERS OF SINGLE MOTHERS WHO GET PREGNANT IN THEIR VERY EARLY TEENS AND EVENTUALLY BECOME PARASITES OF THE GOVERNMENT FOR YEARS AND YEARS. YES...WE CAME TO YOUR COUNTRY TO WORK, TO EARN DECENT MONEY (HALF OF WHICH BY THE WAY GOES TO TAXES BECAUSE THERE'S SO MANY SOCIAL PARASITES FROM YOUR RACE).AND BY THE WAY, MOST EDUCATED PEOPLE THAT I WORK WITH DONT COME FROM YOUR RACE... THEY'RE ACTUALLY IMMIGRANTS TOO. AND THOSE EDUCATED ONES DO NOT ACT LIKE YOU DO, PERHAPS BECAUSE THEY'VE REALLY BEEN WELL EDUCATED..AFTER ALL THAT'S SAID... WHO IS THE IGNORANT ONCE AGAIN?! -

May Munoz

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So, be proud, you are a Filipino,... and not like
Mr. Art Bell. Please do send this to as many people as you can until it reaches him.

credits to:

http://rin6890.multiply.com

okay, it's copy, paste again.. sorry.

TAKIPSILIM LINES.lolz. :|

credits to eyrindahlia13

WARNING: SADYANG MAKORNI. :))))))

"The Lion fell in love with the Lamb" "What a stupid lamb"
- "Ang Leon ay umibig sa isang Tupa" ... "Bobong Tupa"

"You are my life now"
- "Ikaw na ang buhay ko ngayon"

"I'm not afraid of you.. I'm only afraid of losing you"
- "Hindi ako takot sa'yo, takot lang akong mawala ka."

"I know what you are" "Say it.. out loud, say it" "VAMPIRE"
- "Alam ko kung ano ka.." "Sabihin mo.. nang malakas" "ISANG BAMPIRA"

"What if I'm not the hero, what I'm.. the badguy?"
- "Pano kung hindi ako ang bayani, pano kung ako ang.. masamang tao?"

"You're scent is like a drug to me."
- "Ang amoy mo ay parang droga sa akin." -> awiiihhh.. ewan..haiiz :]]

"Like my personal brand of heroin."
- "Aking sariling klase ng droga"

"I don't have the strength to stay away from you."
- "Wala akong lakas para lumayo sa'yo"

"Stupid, shiny, volvo owner"
- "Bobong may-ari ng makintab na Volvo"

"I'd rather die than to stay away from you."
- "Mas pipiliin ko pang mamatay, kesa lumayo sa'yo" :|

"Do I dazzle you?"
- "Nasisilaw ba kita?" :]]

"Here comes the human!"
- "Andito na ang tao!" wtfs.

"My monkey man!"
- "Ang aking taong unggoy!" LOLZ. =))

"You better hold on tight, spider monkey!"
- "Kumapit kang mabuti, gagambang unggoy!"

"In a small town named Forks.."
- "Sa isang bayan ng tinidor." wooo! =]] LOLZ.

"You don't know how long I've waited for you. "
- "Kay tagal kitang hinintay?"

"How old are you?" "Seventeen" "How long have you been seventeen?" "For a while.."
- "Ilang taon kana?" "Labing pito." "Gano katagal kanang labing pito?" "Matagal-tagal narin."

"YOU BROUGHT A SNACK"
- "NAGDALA KA NG MERIENDA"

08/05/08

Tuesday is indeed the busiest day for us IV-Curie. In Physics, we had the experiment again in Motions which we had already conducted when we were still in 2nd year. So we had already a li'l idea what to do by this time. then i'm so happy to have my results already in my study! And guess what? i had good results! wahaha. i think that's the only good thing happened to me this day. then in AP i had an instant role play. Thanks to Jenn for helping me what to do there cause I really don't have any idea what am I supposed to do. haha. thanks also to jenn's company, Candy, Nikka and Jessica. Thanks guys!

Here comes the Unit Test in Advanced Chemistry! haha. I don't wanna think about that thing. Superfluous Thoughts!. Good luck to me na lang!lolz

We had a role play again in English. Since I was absent yesterday i don't have any idea about my role here. haha. We had an instant practice. In short, we're totally not prepared! haha. It's so funny! I haven't brought costumes so I just borrow from Inday and Renelyn. Thanks guys for lending me your extra clothes.:]]

Then the rest of our time after class was spent in making the Filipino Bulletin Board. huhu. It's not yet finished. We have to be early Curie tomorrow. Kaya na! haha. I can't promise but for sure I'll try my very best to be early tom.

Sige, till here, I still have a lot of stuffs to do.. Physics Activity is waiting for me and need to study for El FIli in Filipino and for the Unit Test in ICT. bye.bye. nitie!

School Dictionary

this is a text message from Nikka..

Absent - protest to a lousy teacher. In our case Curie, was it? Or it's because of our SIP? haha.Lulz.

Allowance - force that motivates you to go to school. Agree? haha. Pero parati namang ubos for the fees, Labdet fees, CR fees, Computer fee, plus photocopies..etc..

Pen - bestseller of the bookstore. Okay.

Bonus - the key to pass the exam. Nice one! haha. Thanks for the bonus! But hindi na yan uso ngayon.

I.D. - Alternative ruler to draw straight line. I'm guilty with this line cause I'm always doing this during our Math subject, in making figures. Tinatamad akong kunin ruler ko sa bag eh.

Late - happens when the teacher arrives earlier than expected. In our case, our first subject teacher Mrs. Adonay is always early. We have to be inside the Physics Lab before 7:00 or else we can't enter her class anymore. We had warning already Curie.

Studying - causes sleepiness faster than a sleeping pill. Agree. haha. until now, it's still a big question for me.

Uniform - where you wipe your wet hands after going to the CR. I don't agree with this line. hmmmpphhh..

Clinic - home of best actors and actresses. I dunno. maybe. i haven't experience going to the clinic if I'm not feeling well.

Eraser - throwable weapon of an angry teacher. I guess so but haven't witnessed one in our class. We just use the eraser in our drama activities on the hair of our classmates acting as an old man.

Tomorrow - deadline..? It's sunday tom, and then Monday, Unit Test in Economics, passing of the write-ups in Research, passing an article in Bio, and Poster Slogan in Filipino..

Grand Conference with Sam Concepcion

Yeah. We just had the grand confe with Sam from 3:00-5:00 p.m. Supposedly the sched was from 3:00-4:00 only but Sam extended it. Thanks Sam!

The chat was better than the Candy Chats before. I mean, there were also about 90 people in the chatroom and the flooders? hmmm..were there flooders? or shall we say misbehaved samsters? yeah. unfortunately, there were still some that's why some of them didn't enjoy the chat with Sam cause they were kicked out by the elites.

At first, I wondered why the Samsters left the room. almost all of them. i didn't had an idea that i have to transfer to the other room, Grand Conference with Sam Concepcion, where we are going to have our chat. Thanks to Ate Loi for helping me how to transfer to the other room! hehe. As well as to Sam! Actually I didn't get it at first what Ate Loi is telling me to transfer, i just understood it when Sam told me to transfer to the other room because the chat will be held there..

I was really amused by Mushu (Sam's pet dog). Mushu was very lucky! haha. Galing talaga ni Tito Raymund when Sam sang Even If, Remix! Tas nung goodbye time na, i heard Tita Gene na parang..awww.. bye'bye time na nga talaga.

I really enjoyed the chat with Sam! At least kahit papano some of my questions were also answered. It was so fast that Sam can't read all the messages so he decided that he'll gonna read only the messages of the elites. Thanks to the Elites for the patience and for relaying our questions to Sam!. :D

Thanks also Sam for the time! :D

I hope there will be another Grand Conference again soon. :D