*boredom survey #1*

survey stolen from clau's blog.

1. What color is your toothbrush?
oOo.: purple and blue

2. What is your uncles middle name?
oOo.: uncle who? madami po akong uncle.

3. What color is your Pastors car?
oOo.: huh?

4. Do you have any cheese in your refrigerator?
oOo.: dunno.haha.lol

5. What color is your youngest cousins hair?
oOo.: black?

6. Why did the chicken cross the road?
oOo.: what? dunno.why?

7. What is your best friends oldest sisters name?
oOo.: huh? may ganon talaga?

8. What color is your favorite pair of flip-flops?
oOo.: blue

9. Look to your right-what is the first word you see?
oOo.: BIBLE.=)

10. What is on your shirt?
Hike, Climb, Dive. :))

11. How many children does your teacher have?
oOo.: Free Spirit.^_^

12. What did you eat for breakfast yesterday?
oOo.: huh? i forgot. yesterday pa yun.lol

13. Are surveys fun to do?
oOo.: yeah.

14. Whens the last time you cried?
oOo.: yesterday? o d other day?

15. What is your Grandmother on your mom's side initials?
oOo.: F. D. D.

16. What is your aunt's dogs name?
oOo.: dami nilang dog..idk

17. What kind of car does your friend's mom have?
oOo.: i can't mention here one by one.lol

18. Do you like this very random survey?
oOo.: kinda

19. Does Spongebob have a middle name?
oOo.: huh? idk

20. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
oOo.: mga bulag yung mga tao!wahaha..may malaking sign na hindi pa nakita.lol

21. Why are they called donut holes if they don't have holes in them?
oOo.: what? no holes?

22. Why arent French Fries French?
oOo.: why do u think'?

23. Do you know the answers to these questions?
oOo.: huh?

24. Have you ever been stung by a bee?
oOo.: nahh.

25. Are you allergic to dogs?
oOo.: nahh. i'm just scared of them..

26. Isn't Dr Pepper the best soda ever?
oOo.: i dunno.

27. Does short-term memory loss run in your family?
oOo.: huwag naman..

28. Where did you meet your best friend?
oOo.: who?

29. Who was your 2nd grade teacher?
oOo.: Mrs. Morales, Mrs. Almonguera, etc..dami nila ehh..

30. Who is the last guy/girl you had a crush on (not the one you have a crush on now but the last one)
oOo.: why should i tell ya?haha.lol

"Sorry but I will"

Dear Loul

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa outside of Chicago and I saw you sit at Manchester United's goalkeeper.

I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.

I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory.
You should also know that I never will forget our friendship.

Greetings to your freaky family,
Denen

Do it like this:Dear (the person who last texted/smsed you).
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.

I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.

I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm inlove with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
Annat; With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit at
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Scarred
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Mongolic
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Annat; Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Just for ONE day.

Congrats men! all the efforts are worth it.

A lot of things happened this day. I heart this day and at the same time, hate it too for some reasons. I'm satisfied guys for the result of our efforts and cooperation. Good job Lavoi! . Keep it up guys. Hope this will continue as we go along our journey..

Manghuds of ours, did you enjoy our Class Day? Hope so.. Cause me, I really enjoyed it! .. I didn't really expect that Kakko was good in doing the "Limbo rock".. Go Kakko! A thumbs up for you man! The games made me awake.niahaha.. I enjoyed watching the guys, Neil, Wyeth, Ernest and of course, Jabert! Jabert-'Papa, what happened to you kanina? You're so sexy man! You're so eepootta..You look like our mama already..niahaha.." And of course, when it comes to food, LAVOI RULES!

While we're playing the "Snake Race" at the gym, I had a bad feeling. I dunno what is it. I'm thinking of my bag na parang there's something bad that will happen. But I have to focus on the game for us to win. But unfortunately, we didn't win by 1 point..ONLY.. weehhh..It's my first time to make "suhot-suhot"..wahaha Then while we're resting, my classmate(I can't remember who she is) told me that someone attempted to open my bag and maybe is going to steal something but it was not his luck cause our classmates caught him. Thanks my dear classmates! But I didn't care cause there's no valuables there. Cellphone is lost already and my money is on my pocket. If he opened it and tried to look for something, it's just a waste of time.. But I still went back to the research park because I don't know.. Someone is telling me to go there.. They already put the things of ours at the chem lab, so I proceed there. I checked my things.. Nothing is lost inside my bag except for...the most important for me, my CLEARANCE! I had headache already because it's so hot and it even get worst when I didn't saw my clearance. My friends maybe didn't notice it but I was already so....urggghhh.. But there's also a feeling inside me that I should not worry too much for my clearance cause for sure somebody would return it to me.. I can't concentrate anymore on the things I'm doing because I'm thinking of my Clearance. Then, when we're already leaving, Stephanie called me.. SHE SAW MY CLEARANCE AND RETURNED IT TO ME!!!!! THANKS STEPH!!!! I was so curious until now why in guard's house? Pano napunta clearance ko dun? Someone got it and returned to the guard? Who? that was already the second time that my clearance got lost. The first time was during our recognition in the morning.. i hope this won't happen again..